Ouch. It must be super-hard to type and tweeze at the same time.

I'm pretty sure the Lacey Jonas character shows up for work. It's getting where you can't even blow someone for coke any more without Lindsay Lohan trying to sue you for likeness infringement.

No, Nick, you're being stupid and weak.

We didn't want to make you feel self-conscious about whatever the fuck is going on with your eyebrows by showing off our perfect grooming game.