Not that it will matter, but I will never give a single dollar to anything Johnny Depp is in or part of or can benefit from in any way. He and his rabid online fanbase are worthless trash.

Oh, ffs. People who don’t like gossipy, snarky, cynicism and/or pedantry for the sake of a bit, should maybe avoid columns with names like “Dirt Bag.”

Looking at that header pic, even once we account for Ireland, the arithmetic still doesn’t work out. Unless his wife, the woman who bore all those kids, truly isn’t one of Alec’s “reasons to carry on.”

Aside from GOOPy being a bit low class for saying anything at all...

Man with a history of hate toward LGBTQ folks also has a history of sexually assaulting his male staffers.

In fairness, how else could he possibly communicate to employees that he was the “Alpha Male”?

I bet if you dig far enough back through her Instagram, there’s a shot of her holding up a sign that says “I don’t need feminism because strong women don’t get sexually harassed.”

It’s possible she’s just as big of piece of shit as he is. Sometimes people do find their soul mate.

Thirty years ago, this video would get him fired and ostracized. Today, it would get him elected to public office.

I thought the same thing. And Farrow looks like a Vegas lounge act.

Kastin Gerbler looks like the most boring couple of people in the universe. Aggressively boring. Like, “Stop, pleeeeease, I’m really bored already.”

Here’s the thing. I do have empathy, but I can’t do anything about someone else’s course not to seek medical treatment. I have to move on with life. Why? Because I’m not your psych nurse, maid, stylist, mom, cook, best friend, career advisor, scheduler, social secretary, bro, and whatever else men need because they’re…

Black, Arab, AND gay (sorry... “battling same-sex attraction”) conservative!

I feel you...I can’t eeeeeeven comprehend the self-hate of Black conservatives.

I can’t even comprehend the self hate of gay conservatives.

I unironically love him. Partly because of that exact reason. Say what you will about the man he always COMMITS to whatever he’s doing. 
Also, it’s Nic not Nick

ohwowmmmyeah...

Also shows that she’s so much better off without him.

Tom can see Suri. In their divorce agreement, he isn’t allowed to disparage or alienate Katie from Suri.

Please fuck him to death, Ann.