Or we could go back to the way things used to be when celebrities dressed themselves in crazy shit like Demi Moore and Kim Basinger at the Oscars. That was fun instead of paying someone to make you look like everyone else. 

My sister is 50 and has engaged in disordered eating for at least 30 years. The only food she keeps at home is wheat germ and wilted vegetables. When she was 30, she asked her doctor about lap band surgery, and he explained that my sister was underweight so she didn’t qualify.

If this is atypical beauty, count me in:

Are Gwyneth’s space-age health boosters suitable for children? They could be the solution to all my financial problems.

Seriously, genetics failed this lad. Imagine having Victoria & David Beckham as parents & growing up to strongly resemble a peeled potato.

It is beyond gobsmacking to me that two pretty good-looking people could produce someone who is the poster- child for the word milquetoast.

I think her dipshit spawn just reset the clock.

Oppressor on the streets, reply guy in the sheets.

I’m almost always onboard with Jezebel, but that line set me off, especially considering all the stories they’ve made around body positivity:

Why are the pics for jezebel’s fashion slideshows always presented in some weird giant format that doesn’t scale to your screen? These are the one and only slideshows I’ve seen on the internet in the last 10 years that do that. I always have to look at either someone’s feet or their head, but not both.

Reading through the first five pages of both of your comment histories, both of you have pretty much the same general opinions, you just like arguing over semantics to piss each other off for the fun of it (both of you appear to be anti-abortion, yet you spent multiple comments arguing semantically about whether a…

mostly just funny how gramps can’t find an attractive lady close to his own age (of which there are plenty) and instead seems to spend his time trolling high school (maybe college) graduation parties to find his next date.  i don’t think anyone is demanding you have a problem with it.

Never having had a kid myself, I can freely say that having kids melts the logical part of your brain.

It pretty much has nothing to do with Hitler in the end, he’s just a contrarian, so if the popular/common thought was that Hitler was great, Kanye would be up there spouting how much he hates Hitler.

How are these two power-equals that separated from their spouses months ago anything like a dude banging his employed nanny?

It’s always projection with these pieces of shit. Every fucking time. 

I’m not trying to teeth-shame anyone, but please tell me he’s wearing a grille? 

The player’s option is to refuse to play and be sent home and probably never play for that team again. I refuse to put that choice on them when literally no one else is making the right decision.

Because I have no interest in blaming the employees for policies the bosses set. 

And so, it fell to on-air commentator (& out queer person) Alex Scott to ‘man up’ and do the right thing.