The Mormon Church saved me from my meth addiction, so they will always have my loyalty. The LBGTQ community should be thankful to have their support.

These men aren’t incels and it’s time to stop using incel as a description of all misogyny. 

I’ve always thought that I can make fun of my crazy cousin but no one else can. Meaning, as a Jew, I can talk about being Jewish. I wouldn’t try explaining Black people to anyone, or Indigenous people. Chappelle needs to stay in his lane. Comment on Ye, sure, but no one needs your hot takes on Jews. 

When it comes to humor, I’ll take ‘funny’ over ‘highbrow’ ten times out of ten.

You know Trump charged the wedding party for usage at Mar-a-Lago, without a family discount... 

Did you see the back? 😱

(Daddy needs the rent money)

Her shoes were a terrible style choice. Not only are they a different style than the dress, but the dress isn’t floor length, so the eye is drawn to those tacky platforms.

I don’t think I’ve ever read a sentence that neatly summarizes the white suburban American mindset as this one. Trapped in their own homes, constantly spying on the neighbor next door, always miserable despite having everything going their way. 

trump probably sees tiffany’s value  now that she’s marrying a billionaire.

It’s sad that she even felt the need to explain this deeply personal part of her life, but I always suspected we were going to hound it out of her at some point. At least she did it on her own time, but fuck, I can’t imagine how painful this experience was for her.

There is just no non-shitty reason to be working with this washed up, volatile asshole.

So do I believe a Black woman who has provided proof of being shot, or a grooming happy, attention hungry rapper? Choices, choices.

There’s a non-zero chance that she’s also getting support/pro-bono work/etc from some conservative org that would love the opportunity to target a high-profile trans kid for the “look what the queers are doing to kids” treatment. Here’s hoping those kinds of folks all fall into open septic tanks.

Johnny Depp and Elon Musk are really fighting for the, “Look at me! I’m still cool and young!” top spot.

“Drummer for the Dead Kennedys is now also dead”

I give it 3 to 6 months before Brady is romantically linked to a model or other celebrity between the ages of 24 and 29.

God spare me the ramblings of yet another entitled mediocre white man. I read the most poignant tweet yesterday and wish I could tell you who wrote it but it essentially said it took $9M for Perry to get off drugs but we’re all wondering why the people in Appalachia can’t get it done. The actual nerve of this guy. 

I’ve never thought Matthew Perry had any talent. He is just lucky. His insistence off name dropping much more talented actors in his memoir is a gross attempt to catapult himself to their level. I see you.

people like sedaris don’t have to worry about any of that shit and they consider the issue of LGBT stuff closed because they got what they wanted. sure, it may feel icky when bad stuff happens to people in the broader queer community but when you’ve got like 10+ houses it will never, ever affect you personally or…