Forget salad.  That poor Olivia Wilde looks like she’s hungry.  I’ll be happy to buy her a steak.

But the report makes both of them sound bad (if true) so it’s in both of their best interests if it’s true to issue a statement just like this.

I don’t hate the idea, but what would change the observed (directly or via historical evidence) ~4 billion years of evolution? Even plants compete (insert Rush reference). Everything points to evolution being a competitive process, although of course that’s a sample size of one. I’m just curious about what would…

Team no one with these two. Looks like “Sad Jen” (TM) really won the Bermuda Triangle, despite the media’s endless attempt to paint her as a loser. Everyone else lost, especially the kids. Ugh.

Are you having a stroke?

So much of our justice system is set up just to “punish someone” that victims sometimes get pushed into the mindset that as long as someone is being punished, they’re getting justice. It also creates kind of a logic loophole that the person being punished must be responsible for their pain, because it’s justice.

Stephen Colbert was right. The truth DOES have a liberal bias.

The venn diagram of incels who hate women to elon musk fanboys must be like... just a circle.

Matt Gaetz: the lovechild between roofies and Axe Body Spray

I see Ye is in stage 3 of his very public transformation into a cult leader. 

being outraged about the skin color of a fictional character from a piece of fictional content set in a fictional world....

i mean, he’s had some work done

Brady has always been a bit of a weirdo, and I say this as someone who was a fan of his football-playing for many years. I am going to go out on a limb and assume that this couple has access to enough resources to care for 3 middle school aged children. So I doubt his availability is the issue, whether its helping…

I’m completely over the black men who rush at the chance to get with a Kardashian/Jenner crying victimhood. Especially the one (Klownye) who was more than willing to disrespect black women to elevate his vanilla queen when it was all good. 

Kanye is many horrible things, but he’s not wrong here.

Memphis. and. Navy.

I think JLo is working really super hard to convince everyone - us, Ben, and herself, that this is all real.  Bless her heart.

As was pretty well established by a variety of much better informed commenters on Jezebel’s two posts regarding that, Sudeikis has zero control over how she was served and what’s more he publicly expressed regret about how that went down (despite having no control over it).

Except it’s already been said that Sudeikis didn’t have knowledge they would do that and there’s no proof either way that he did or did not state they should. 

So the vibe I’m gathering here is as follows: