Wait, whaaaa? His mom is Ms. Guchi Guchi ( sorry about the spelling) herself? Holy $#!+snacks!

I thought I was watching the wrong episode after reading the description on my DVR when it all made sense that Samantha the fish is the only thing not making Martha feel bad about herself. Am I the only one that's hoping Chip gets punched in the clown-makeuped face? RIP Samantha 🐠

Now he needs to apologize for giving us this bad film period.

Damn you, Louie! That…THING is already giving me nightmares!

"a woman attempts suicide by eating Chinese takeout,"
Death by MSG. Film at 11.

Between last weeks breaking bones and the tooth pulling in this episode, this is a cray-cray season. Still great show though.

Or Steve Doofus?

I was so devastated when Square Pegs was cancelled. it aired the year before I started high school. It was a show about kid my age at the time and not another family sitcom. Good times.

Great. How Hollywood remade Fatal Attraction for the MILF set. Ugh.

J. Lo + Stalker = been there, seen that in a million better movies

He still should apologize for that Eaten Alive fiasco.

I just finished reading The Disaster Artist. It was the most entertaining behind-the-scenes book I've read. Even as a human bean, he's weirdly fascinating.

Steve Irwin, God rest his soul, is probably up there shaking his head thinking, "Crikey! I would've gone in and out of that beauty in 15 minutes and still come out intact, mate."

God is thinking: "Dammit, Mike Seaver! Stop speaking for me. You're making me look like a crazy…somethingorother."

I read a review of this film that said it's more Explaining Christmas than Saving Christmas. Thanks for sucking the fun out of Christmas, Mike Seaver.

First of all, there's such a community as the shy bladder community? And second, why pick on Rob Lowe? All he did was star in the ad, not create it. Go after DirecTV if you're that offended.

Good Lord! Why, NBC? Why can't you let this thing die already? What did we do to you to unleash The Donald on us again?

Mike Seaver, the last time someone tried to Save Christmas we got stuck with Ernest P. Worrell. Are you going to Save Easter next?

SISI?

I thought they would have a storyline having the whole team arrested by the government mistaking them for the Islamic ISIS. Imagine Mallory going mano-a-womano with John Boehner behind the bar. Or John McCain getting into fisticuffs with Sterling. Or Pam streaking in the Oval Office. Oh, the possibilities.