Literally nothing about this is communism or even socialism. Not everything that isn’t pure free-market capitalism is communism. Hell this isn’t even not capitalism. It’s just crony capitalism designed to maintain an oligopoly by favoring the longest established producers via regulatory means.

Except for my state Connecticut, which I find surprising and supremely shitty.

Funny how the list of States above is largely home of the free market ‘have you read the Constitution’ Freedom Caucus blowhards.

I had no idea there were so many communists in red states. Republicans need to just admit that they are not opposed to regulations, just the regulations that don’t benefit their constituents.

It runs like a bull. Doz’er some fast tractors!

I’m sure someone could make a Case for it.

Now that it has International recognition, perhaps there will be more challengers in this CATegory.

Sometimes is hard to combine puns and tractors, but your really pulled that one out.

This thing could easily pass for the next Transfarmer movie

Deere me, that’s fast!

Fixed! 

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

We know a thing or two, because we’ve seen a thing or two.

Well, actuarilly...

Ouch. That Hertz.

Unfortunately he was driving a Penske, and insurance only covers this sort of thing with a Ryder.

This. Even if he doesn’t actually have the authority to get them out of China, he can say he told them to and all these stubborn anti-American companies refused to do it and now look at how bad everything is.

It’s also possible that he’s just saying it to rile up his ignorant base. As bad as he is at pretty much everything a president needs to do, he’s a master at social media manipulation. How many times have the talking heads on TV wasted time on his latest bullshit tweet while ignoring the horrendous shit that this…

Even if he could force American companies to not do business in a country (he can’t, unless it’s declared an enemy, which ... dear god), the easy workaround is to set up a new company that is wholly owned by the parent.