A few former choir boys nod, then realize Oakley is talking about a different Dolan. *allegedly*

I’ve had it with mr. Gruden ruining football.

Rob Gronkowski has apparently also weighed in on the controversy for some reason. And he seems to be siding with Barkley. So I guess each of us has to decide where we stand regarding Bro vs. Wade.

Dale Edgar, no seas boludo. No le ves la cara de nabo a Justin en la foto? :p

It’s like replacing the engine of your car with a papier-mâché model of a car engine.

I wasn’t rooting for either team, but I do enjoy the artistry that went into this meme.

What the hell happened in the last year that every parent started using “kiddos?” It’s nails on a fucking chalkboard. It’s almost as bad as “furbaby.” Stop it.

Somehow Jeff Sessions is an even worse Alabama pick.

I’m 35. My hangovers last at least one full pay cycle lol

“I would rather be in Columbus, Ohio than Los Angeles.”

Good thing his name isn’t Jerry Fuck.

It is as if unflavored gelatin decided to wear clothing.

Apologies in advance:

You can’t have your cake and eat it too, Newt. (looks at Newt) OK, perhaps you have done that repeatedly and literally, but this is different.

A real pro would have added Tufts to that list.