Poisoned candy/tylenol kills innocent people = a permanently changed nation

So the world is deprived of Kamie? Or was it going to be Jatie? Either way, I wish them both the best after what they did or didn’t do.

she’s trying on two different colours of panties and asking social media which one to buy. She is advised to buy both.

Egg!

Taylor Swift freezing her eggs is a fantastic idea. I think it’s a shame that all young women can’t afford to do it. I’ve always thought it was bad that a woman’s prime egg years are also the prime career/education years and the best years for partying/travel and the worst years for being smart about who we sleep…

• Lil Wayne (has debts with a pyrotechnics and a jet company)

I dig this look on her a lot.

Billy Bush is a prime example of a silk stocking filled with shit.

The girl brings her own SoulCycle bike and trainer on tour so I wish she’d stop acting like the “normal body” Lorax. She doesn’t speak for me or my thighs.

Hold the phone, source. I do not think Brad Pitt was, like, on his hands and knees replacing tile and screwing new fixtures into old cabinets and screaming like, “GOD DAMN IT, ANGIE, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE GOD DAMNED CHISEL” after which Angie screams back, “HOW MANY GOD DAMNED TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I NEVER…

This was an idiot on the field incident as they say on Deadspin.com. Also, some random guy ran up and interrupted the show from the crowd.

Cher’s tweets should be pressed in gold and sold as cartouches.

Oh Jesus, every time something racist happens some dipshit has to share their opinion.

Yeah, I got that a few times when I was younger: “where did you learn how to do THAT?” I don’t know, at the whorehouse where I was working when you picked me? Fuck you.

Why did Sesame Street send out a blank tweet?

You know you’ve fucked up when Courtney fucking Love tells you to grow up.

Stewart is such an amazing ally to women, people of color, the LGBTQ community, ad infinitum, not because he’s some pseudo intellectual ultra liberal, practiced and rehearsed, but simply because his heart dictates to him to be good and respectful to people. He doesn’t try to dictate the conversation, or mansplain, or…

“What, did you piss off Peter Thiel?” Stewart jokes, referencing the show’s cancellation. (Who? Unfortunately, I have no contextual understanding of the joke.)

Counterpoint: Calvin. Darling. Keep at it!

It’s not a funny story but this quote was kind of hilarious in a Downton Abbey way.