jezebelslaststand
JezebelsLastStand
jezebelslaststand

“Cher is an average talent”

And I heard an interview on Howard Stern years ago where he pretty much gloated about the time both Ivana and Marla showed up in Aspen at the same time (while he was married to Ivana, of course). He was chuckling about it.

I doubt she ever would be “one of them”--she’s not pretty enough. It’s OK for Eric to be a troll because he’s a guy.

Honestly, IMHO, at 40lbs up she looked even better than when she won. All that extra weight did was fill out and soften her curves a little more.

Still better than if Marla Maples hadn’t had the prescience to raise her on the other side of the country. If Tiffany had been raised in NYC she wouldn’t be vying for the rest of the family’s attention and approval - she’d be one of them. Although it’s sad to see a sibling left by the wayside like that, and her Rich

I have a strange combination of admiration for her skills and absolute disgust at how she has chosen to put them to use. She is the type of person who has the greatest responsibility for the wrong in the world, as a hatemonger herself and an enabler of a world class hatemonger.

Conway is a rising star who is wringing everything out of him that she can. She is as dangerous as he is, because boy howdy, can she ever polish a turd. She is as ruthless and unscrupulous as Trump, but smart. Trump is an old dog, and doesn’t seem to be picking up the new tricks, but Conway can say jawdropping things

Damn, you know you’ve gone too far when Steve fuckin Doocy gives you a WTF look...

It’s sort of amazing, for a guy who lies at the drop of a hat, that his first instinct to accusations he called a woman Ms. Piggy due to her weight and Ms. Housekeeping due to her ethnicity is to claim he was justified in doing so because she gained weight and it was inconvenient to him. He literally cannot understand

How can Trump make America white again when he can’t even stop Machado from becoming a citizen and voting against him? What a fat loser he is!

Not only that, her attitude. And we had a real problem with her.

“She comes across as the two most important women I’m about to insult”

Now he’s trying to claim she made too many points in her answers. Idiot.

Fuck Chuck Todd, who just referred to Clinton as “over-prepared.” As if that has ever been a thing.

Yep, a friend in Congress. Not senator / zodiac killer Ted Cruz.

Totally came from my friend, and not from my other phone in my sideways way of saying what I want to say while still trying to be “professional”.

Julianne, as a journalist it is egregiously irresponsible of you to speculate on Donald’s twitches and shit without first consulting his doctor:

I had a cat who liked to pee in a vinyl beanbag chair. Always had to double-check for a puddle before you sat down ...