I can tell you are very INFORMED by the WAY you CAPITALIZE things for EMPHASIS. You are DEFINITELY not TALKING out of your ASS at ALL.

So once upon a time, there was a website named Gawker that liked to make concrete statements about people while attributing the info behind them to “anonymous sources...”

Fuck, Jezebel. You just Jezebel’d yourself.

That added sentence doesn’t make up for the shit pile that is the rest of this article.

Plus, the weird insinuation that she’s being catty because McKinnon won over Chlumsky? All women are pitted against and rooting against one another until proven innocent or something?

The one sentence at the end totally clears it up and makes the tone of the rest of the article okay. /s

Leave it to Jezebel to try and pit two talented actresses against one another. This is such a disgrace.

Delete this. I’m embarrassed for y’all.

Yeah and what eye roll am I supposed to be seeing?

I was actually talking about both of them. The anonymous woman who officially said she left was his daughter. There have also been separate rumors I can’t find now that Marissa had been thinking about leaving. I was going over the various members of the family who had been showing signs of pulling a away or had…

I think a lot of people have woke up but fear the consequences of leaving.

His book will do very “successfully” with or without you, okay?!

your plan is too complicated

+1 duck season

When will Donald Trump release his tax returns?

Well, he seems fully aware that the scene was every kind of wrong and regrets it so let’s see what he does. I’ve always like Spike Lee’s work, even when I have problems with it. And this despite having met him and knowing that he’s a grumpy little guy.

OK, but how much would Jez be freaking out if the roles and genders had been reversed?

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

Yes Ivanka, Cosmo readers do and should care about issues impacting women and children (and families of all kinds) which is why they fucking asked you those questions.