jezebelslaststand
JezebelsLastStand
jezebelslaststand

No, I’m pretty sure you are right, and that Donald Trump just ruined everyone for normalish Dad/Daughter moments. My Dad probably wouldn’t physically block my leg in a photo if I had these on, but he would have been displeased and made sure I (and everyone present) knew about it.

I’m sorry but you think that if you invited Donald Trump to speak that he somehow would not turn it into a political speech?

Dude. I was just joking around. Like, for fun. In the past, your comments have amused me. I was just goofing about.

All that matters is Ms. Teigen wasn’t adequately offended!!

If I see a raggedy vintage pickaninny doll for sale at a country flea-market, I’m not really offended. If I see a brand-new with tags hand stitched one, I’m pissed off. She’s kinda like that vis-a-vis old folks using the term oriental versus a brand-new printed menu. She even admits it’s a weird thing to be slightly

I was satirizing the fact that, in ordinary American English, “Asian” (and also “Oriental”) is usually understood to exclude Indians, despite what one would expect based on geography and the lexical relationship between “Asia” and “Asian”, but apparently the sarcasm didn’t carry over well. I have a feeling I’ll be

I was being somewhat facetious.

Yes. The caption is “Cover it up."

Yeah I am firmly on the side of loving her until I see some real evidence why I shouldn't.

Thank you. I try to be tasteless without being offensive.

Well you don’t just start off by raping someone at Sundance.

Okay, Pence, tell me what is not “deplorable” about these two

She looks so young!

We historically have a problem with casting teenagers with older actors. Consequently it’s startling to see an actual thirteen or fifteen year old and realize they’re more awkward and child-like and less Dawson-ey and Angsty.

I didn’t see Twelve Years a Slave, but I’m guessing her role in that wasn’t lightweight and fluffy.

Taking “Junior” to the hospital is a totally valid use of a sick day under basically every rule out there. What the fuck.

Basket of deplorables? You don’t say....

Has any one of these yokels ever read the Constitution? Shouldn't that be required to hold office? The person who gets the most electoral votes becomes the President. Being duly elected does not make the President a dictator. Stop running around screaming about tyranny and shooting people, you sound like John Wilkes

Let’s not forget that W was saddled with that cancerous growth that simply would not be lanced, Dick Cheney.