To ensure historical accuracy, however, all female knights will be required to compete in bikini armor.

Yeah, and the comments for the first one are like “well, did she even LOOK 16? Is it really THAT big of a deal? Back in the day, this wouldn’t be a big deal. Why was she even flying alone anyway? I blame all the sexy commercials these days.”

The first comment from the second story-

Every man knows by now that it’s highly inappropriate. They also know that the majority of men get away with it so they might as well test the waters and get their taste. Definition of male privilege.

Perhaps they do know it’s inappropriate but don’t care?

If I were on that plane, I would likely be pissed at the diversion. However, I would remember that this guy is learning a lesson he will never forget (and hopefully pass it on to his bros), and one diverted flight is a small price to pay if people start to learn about consent. Stop kissing and giving tea to sleeping…

With a 12-year old blue Ford Ranger?

My favorite was when she was doing The Apprentice and ripped one contestant apart by informing this person, “I was in *prison*,” as in “Let me count the number of fucks I give about your excuses about how hard this is. OH, LOOK, THAT NUMBER IS ZERO.” I don't remember anything else about the show other than that…

The overlap is the “Burn is all down!” crowd. I think we sometimes gave Bernie’s supporters—en mass—a bit too much credit as democratic socialists, and Trump’s followers get way too much credit as actual free market capitalists. Those people totally exist on both sides, but some people are really just attracted to the…

I’ve been LOVING this season of Orange is the New Black and tracked down some supplemental reading from Martha Stewart’s time in the slammer.

I hear that. I had a friend in high school who would eat fruit roll-ups combined with root beer and basically turn int a walking WMD 10 minutes later. It was horrendous.

Does the fact that Hillary’s voting record overlaps Bernie’s by over 90 percent mean anything?

Yah, Hillary’s never talked about health care at all or the need to work toward a system that provides universal coverage. Thank God Bernie brought this issue to the forefront.

By beating it to a pulp or reading erotic possum-fiction to it?

.... must be shopped. IT MUST BE.

A little slow on the uptake, there, Mr. Sanders, but you got there in the end.

Is it February 15th, 2016 already?