Dang.  And I watched King of the Hill for years.  I’ve embarrassed myself.

Yea, real men ignore their urine-drenched infant children’s screams of discomfort. Because they love carrying sopping-wet children around a Costco. Because they’re into being peed on; it’s their “thing.” Sexually.  (Am I reading this comment correctly?)

“He stirs, the muscles in his back rippling, and his eyelids flicker open to reveal unfocused but brilliant green eyes.” This is a description of a man having a seizure.  The next line should be “She sensuously dialed for emergency services and rolled his taught, spasming body onto its side, putting her wallet between…

So naked he’s come out the other side of naked, fully clothed and wearing a hat.

But she still could have done better at doing worse. I offer the following second draft of the quoted passage:

You beat me to it. I was just about to express my love to Scoop K. I hope you two will be very happy together. (But I will get sloppy drunk at the reunion and hit on Scoop K when you’re away at the punch bowl.)

Flash forward to 2022: ““I voted for her, and she’s the one who’s doing this,” said Cannibal Witch voter. “I thought she was going to do good things. She’s not eating the people she needs to be eating.” 

Louis CK — and this is only a comment about his ticketing practices — used to do a good thing with his tickets that seemed to have totally stopped resale. They could only be purchased directly, only so many tickets could be purchased on a single credit card, and if the zip code for the credit card used to purchase…

Whoops! The combination of my own incredibly advanced age and the non-stop parade of unbelievable idiots the current political climate has brought trooping out into the light has rendered me totally incapable of recognizing jokes. My bad.

Yes, but they’re both American actors of the same age who appeared in movies together. One could be excused for confusing them (unless one’s job was to correctly identify people photographed for the magazine one works for; then it would be a pretty inexcusable mistake). Here, we’re talking about mixing up Noor Tagouri…

I imagined that soundbyte being played over and over, thousands of times, as a bricklayer builds a wall and started laughing way too hard.  I bet you didn’t realize your words were so evocative.  

I’m pretty sure it’s just an optical illusion, but I could swear Stray Kids’ theme is “bow-legged.”  What is happening with these pants?

But its the numbers that matter, not the rankings. The “28th in the league in 3pt attempts” part is not itself relevant, the same way that one can’t conclude that being the current eighth seed in the West doesn’t meant a team is way worse than the current first seed because they’re all clustered so tightly.

Is that the case, thought, that the current Warriors no longer utilize the midrange?  https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/the-warriors-believe-it-or-not-have-a-major-3-point-problem-but-heres-the-good-news/

I agree with you whole-heartedly with ONE proviso: if you are going to the bathroom, you should stop giving a shit what is in other people’s pants and worry more about keep your own shit out of your pants. 

I think you are wrong that Renard is saying that “Beto rose from obscurity while AOC was actually going and governing.” Here, as a starting point, is what he actually said:

“Loosers,” I think is the mot juste.

He can finally spread his legs and be free. His wings, however, must remain tightly folded, per the CBA.

Sounds like something a PINKO would say, red.

I like that you refer to him as Kevin Bacon rather than the character’s name (which no one knows anyway), because it sort of sounds like a casting complaint.  (“Kevin Bacon totally ruined Footloose. That part should have been Donald Sutherland’s.”)