Wait, which half is clothed? The fish half?

They come from freshwater oyster farms. Got it.

I was very upset by this, until I remembered that she was nominated for Best Supporting Actress, such that your comment was not a slam against Frances McDormand.

IIllinois also has 25-year sentence enhancements for crimes committed with the use of a firearm.

It might not be possible to parody Alex Jones.  No degree of absurdity could take a performance beyond simple impersonation.

As long as it wasn’t white chocolate, the GOP fully supports your violence.

That is a terrible image.

I know, wouldn’t that be great to do something so rare and so well that the market values your talents in the millions of dollars? Sadly, you do not; as far as the planet is concerned, you are a much, much less valuable and important person than Earl Thomas. For those elite professional football players like Earl…

Your description of Adam & Even as “the erotic clothing/dildo store” got me thinking; their stock is comprised entirely of either the impractically decorative or the purely functional. 

I strongly disagree. For all the author’s “I’m a fat guy” protestations, he was crying uncle after toast for breakfast, followed by a single donut a couple hours later, and some peanut butter crackers a couple hours after that. What kind of fat guy, after a light breakfast, a donut, and some crackers over the course…

You’re absolutely correct that the person responsible for sexual assault is the person who committed the sexual assault. That being said, I also immediately wondered what the circumstances were that led to this child being alone with him in that room, not because the particulars would absolve him in any way, but…

You prefer “kilimanhero”?

If you’re referring to the first video, the answer is “finally, a full justification for humanity’s evolution of eyeballs.”

It’s not my favorite cover necessarily, but it makes the boldest artistic choices:

Former Bulls Thibs would accept in trade for Jimmy Butler:

Terrific performance. I tried to think of a way to describe the choreography and the best I could come up with was “extremely French.” Whatever that might mean, I’m sticking with it.

No worries; confused is how I spend most of my time, so I felt very at home in this conversation.  And you’re right: Hunt for the Red October is a better example (although I stand by my anxious-paper-tray-reloading scene from Clear and Present Danger as the sort of thing I liked; the jungle bits were much less…

I feel like we’re talking past each other. I’m talking about why I’m disappointed with the show because I was hoping for a smart(ish) show about intelligence analysis by an intelligence analyst rather than an action show about a former marine. Your point seems to be that in order to make a believable action show they…

My problem is not that he should be in terrible cardiovascular shape and wholly ignorant about firearms; it’s that it takes an opportunity to do an exciting show about smart people figuring things out and instead makes yet another show about people running and jumping and shooting. If they wanted to do a running,…

This show has been a disappointment. Jack Ryan, CIA analyst is running around shooting and leaping and diving all over the place; I thought he was supposed to be an analyst with a desk job. The best part about the Harrison Ford-era Jack Ryan movies are the parts where he’s in the office doing analyst things. (The most…