Haha That photo is like 3, maybe 4 faces ago. For all of them.

I was desperately hoping that the GOP would nominate Cruz in a contested convention and then Trump would run as a third party, thus causing the greatest shitstorm the world has ever seen.

DELIVERY. McDONALD’S DELIVERY.

Infantilism rules Murica. Did you miss this somehow and are just now catching on? Perhaps there’s an Adult Coloring Book out there where nominal “adults” can render her diapers in the various colors of the rainbow.

Right, it’s all Tyga, because Blac Chyna isn’t narcissistic and attention-seeking at all...

The WOOOORRRSSSSTTTTT. I am so SICK of her story line. She has these dragons that are useless and she can’t control. She can’t rule anything right. She’s always getting captured and the same people have to save her over and over again. I just want her to ride her dragon and burn everything up and grab the throne…

In lieu of the obvious: scabies?

I just thought I’d leave this here. Also, I work at a girls’ boarding school. Guess what’s going around!

lol at that CMT article. “article”. it’s like 300 words long.

A celebrity petri dish full of shame and odd smells.

It’s probably just a harmless sloth.
See the resemblance:

Wasn't the driving joke referring to her killing someone while driving pre transition? If so, it's funny and relevant.

Bullshit. My buddies name is Tom. When I want to rib him a little bit I call him Thomas. I know a girl that changed her name, I still forget sometimes and call her by her childhood name, or when I’m making a joke. This isn’t all that much different, and in the context of the joke he was talking about the change that…

Sadly, reality is not a Safe Space.

He can stand by the entirety of the joke and still not be transphobic.

Fully agreed. I find myself doing a lot of eye-rolling these days.

Lot’s of stuff is organic.

Hm, I wonder how many shades of faintly tinted beige these products will be available in.

Yeah, at some point people (yes, even on Jezebel) are going to have to accept that Minaj is a shitty person.

What you’re saying is that for you to enjoy a movie, every actor in it has to be 100% perfect in their life. They can’t say something dumb or they’re lost forever to you?