What, did you just move here? This is exactly what Americans have always done.

No lives matter.

The examples of leftie high-mindedness shooting itself in the foot are not as many as right-wingers are claiming, but they are starting to accumulate. It’s not a pretty sight. Hopefully we’ll see a backlash to the backlash to correct these exaggerations. What a story, man, what a story.

Yes. And yes, it is.

No its Becky.

Fuck Kylie and Fuck all the Kardashians. Fuck everyone that gives them a pass because they’re successful by metrics created by rich white men. They don’t strengthen women. They’re part of weakening woman. By making them more shallow, more insecure. By promoting and glamorizing women living for the male gaze.

Tap-dancing! With Jesus Christ!

I shattered my femur into 70 distinct pieces falling off a cliff once. Wasn’t even drunk. Just hungover.

“Sodomy” is close behind “moisture” and “panties” on whatever list those things are on, for me.

The signal-to-noise ratio on twitter requires the brain to be at utter idle so as not to burn out the clutch trying to accelerate into a fully-formed Thought, if one were to come along through all that piffling drivel and endlessly-repeated sentence fragments..

Khloe has returned to the top Kardashian spot in my heart.

I’m having fun picturing how all these Schumer comments would be diametrically opposite if it was someone whose lifestyle choices you didn’t think were kewl.

Abstinence only programs do not teach useful information.

In 2013, Yale’s Department of Arts & Sciences employed 15.8 percent faculty of color and 74.4 percent white.

As a grad student AT MIZZOU who went to IU for her BA, I can say there is racism in BOTH places. Mizzou is less-diverse and feels very, very geared towards Christian, white people and IU is a bit more diverse

Over here, we know how to drive using a clutch and a gear lever.

Guess we gotta add that to the list of things women need to do to look ‘beautiful’.

Agreed. We just need those strong young male bodies for cannon fodder during war, it’s irresistible (and necessary when a war is over an actual existential threat to us, as they’ve not been in several generations).

Peak Narcissism.

25th Hour is true art, but so is Do The Right Thing, IMHO.