Normally I’d have something pithy to say about Amber/Elon, but after everything she endured with Johnny Depp, I just hope this relationship is good for her.

“You can watch Jenner’s interview with Sawyer tonight on ABC. I’ll be doing something else.”

I don’t click on anything kardashian, if they happen to be in the dirt bag, I might make a comment, but they don’t get my clicks.

She has not played herself. We haven’t talked about her in the last few months and she wanted some attention again. Now with Trump in the spotlight, she can’t just show a nipple to get attention anymore, so she’s engaging in some light blasphemy. So here you go, Kim. We’re talking about you again.

I need these gummy bears to help me with the pain. The pain of having to deal with this endless scrolling article bullshit. I need to get so blazed that when I click on an article about dank gummies, I get so stoked that I scroll right by and end up reflecting on my weed induced state and start to question my choices.…

Men are so smart and rational and not emotional at all and that is why they are in charge of everything because ladies are too crazy because of periods and emotions. A man would never do anything crazy for attention or to be spiteful, only women do stuff like that.

I would like to submit white as a terrible car color. My mom drove a 1998 white mercury sable for a bit of time. That might be the ugliest car ever made.

They do know that in the tech world, there is this concept called “remoting” right? You could still outsource jobs. Seriously, most of the skilled work doesn’t need you to be at the workplace. It’s just to make sure that you’re there working.

I think the people you need to appeal to are citizens of other countries. I suspect that most world leaders know that Donald is a stupid blowhard and are willing to ignore it, but when their own citizens get pissed off and insulted, they feel like they need to act.

And, the State of Arkansas wasted a perfectly good strawberry cake and didn’t get to execute anybody.

Journalists do not submit questions in advance. “Journalists” do.

I get the feeling they are trying to milk it. Before the week was over we the internet forgot about being mad at her and Pepsi, when we got mad (again) at Sean Spicer and United Airlines. Now they come around and say “DON’T TALK TO KENDALL ABOUT THE PEPSI AD. YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT EVERYONE HATED. DON’T TALK TO…

Gods the youths! Also I’d rather get a thorough prostate exam from an angry crab then use a port-a-potty at a music festival.

I find myself agreeing with statements made by North Korea and ISIS (The US is run by an idiot) and I just wonder who I’ve become.

There’s also another part to it. The oldest way to spred a religion is by having lots of babies. An abortion or birth control means one less voter, one less potential Christian, one less ally to Republican Christians. They want to make sure their wives can’t avoid having children, so they can brainwash the child into…

I don’t think I agree that there’s a clear connection between not engaging in sexual activity, and forcibly engaging in sexual activity.

You don’t think women like sex?

We’re supposed to support women, right?