I supported Bernie but I still held my nose and voted for Hillary, but if there’s one thing that should unite us it’s the fact that the actual smart people support us and oppose Trump. Bernie, Hillary, it doesn’t matter anymore. We are anti-Trump now and Hollywood is on our side and that’s real. That’s legit power…

Fuck their feelings in the ear.

SPEAKING OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE NO IDEA HOW BIOLOGY WORKS

Yeah. In my fantasies, I’m that kind of person. Blissfully living a life unburdened by the everyday scrabbling of ordinary humdrumery.

Even worse than Mariah is the fact that people actually like her.

Mariah seems like my least favorite type of person

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There’s nothing I love more dearly than someone who’s made their brand from cruelly mocking others sudden becoming acutely butthurt when they get blowback. So cute!

Aimée we need an update - looks like Simon and Schuster dropped his book deal too!

It was “authenticity” that got all the nose-pickin thinkers to rally behind his lumpy ass.

It would do anything for love...

Chris ate the meatloaf for like half an hour and meatloaf stared at its phone the whole time.

I feel sorry for the meatloaf.

But isn’t that the whole point? He exposed Piers Morgan last week and we’re still enjoying the Harry Potter lady tear him apart on Twitter. He isn’t giving Milo a platform or reinforcing as much as he is letting the world see what sort of slime ball he truly is. He had Tomi Lahren on too and she came off exactly as…

First thing I noticed too. Ryan actually looks like he’s legitimately enjoying himself whereas Justin has that look on his face of Canadian politeness while quietly dying inside.

“Handsome man decides he is out of the woods; releases anemic twin from burden of living in attic as spare organ vessel.”

Oh it get’s better. Trudeau is HATED by the alt right as a kind of avatar of the type of politician they dislike. The word cuck gets thrown around a great deal in their circle as it is but they really mean it with him.

This picture is making me howl with laughter at my desk. It’s the look on Justin’s face. “Nope. I’m not touching that. I know where it’s been. And man, those are tiny fingers.”