jeyfree21
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I didn’t get to listen to the entire press conference but during all the parts I did hear, I noticed that Obama avoided mentioning our president-elects name, except for once. He specifically used “incoming president” or “president-elect”. He must have taken a cue from his wife, which made me happy. Let’s all do the

His show is wildly successful, he will be back

Every week John Oliver has been starting the show with how much below rock bottom we’ve fallen. I couldn’t conceive of falling further. One of the only things I’m looking forward to is him describing how much lower we’ve gone.

Franklin Roosevelt was famously shy and unambitious. That’s why he ran for president four times.

Mr Tiny Hands is probably fuming that Obama’s legs were wider apart and now people will think BHO’s dick is bigger than his. Which obvs it is.

I can honestly say that I’m not shocked by the results. The media (including this site) gave Trump so much free publicity . . . “Trump this, Trump that” everywhere we go . They say any publicity is good publicity, and multiplied by the that fact that he’s a popular celebrity, that makes him basically untouchable,

I feel your pain. As a liberal Alabamian I’m used to every single thing I have ever supported losing in a landslide. That being said, I still show up every two years.

I really applaud her for doing this. There are so many leftist idiots right now (and I consider myself very left leaning) who seem to be pissed and unable to bring themselves to vote because Clinton is running and not their favorite inter-sectional feminist theory professor. I truly believe the example Ana Navarro is

Funny that all the people who love guns run away and panic at the mention of a gun.

I dunno Ham, if you followed the same standard you would’ve run out of stuff to write about 10 years ago.

Also, pubes lodged in soap.

Well I live alone so I’m not throwing out a bar of soap regardless of how well fucked it is. What I’m wondering is how big are these bars of soap in which Buzzfeed thinks dudes can cut a hole large enough for their penis to fit through without compromising the structural integrity of their sanitary sex toy.

He did not throw away his shot.