Is that John Hodgman with Lin? Was just listening this week to the “Room Where It’s Happening” podcast with John, who expressed that he feels like his love of Hamilton might annoy Lin. And that also Lin shouldn’t waste his time talking to him when he could be talking to other people. So there’s a lot of subtext in…

It’s halfway through September and the media is STILL treating this asshole like he’s a joke, like he’s going to drop out once he’s done promoting whatever shit he’s promoting. IT’S PISSING ME OFF!

I don’t care what anyone else thinks, I love Prince William. He’s a stand up, sweet, caring, regular, thoughtful guy. Anyone who thinks he’s awful for wanting to maintain the British monarchy is dumb. If YOUR family had been on the British throne for a thousand years, and you were part of a two thousand year old…

I have got to thank you for posting this and thank the beer I just drank for making me click on it. I just giggled for five minutes straight. Amazing. I knew, in the abstract, this existed.. but wow. This made my night!

One of my favorite rumors is that Natalie Portman keeps having kids with that director Darren aronofsky since the black swan

Idk can you actually pay yourself for dialing E! and using the voice disguiser you bought at your 7th grade science day?

“Taylor wants to keep her private life private.”

Which is exactly what I predicted as soon as I heard about this “relationship.”

She’s jus as entitled and delusional as Lena Dunham.

I mean, I guess Taylor Swift’s people are just 100% committed to this narrative that she’s mean and petty. Throwing Hiddleston under the bus before the news even breaks that their “relationship” is over? Taylor, girl, you gotta grow up, babe.

“The source adds that Hiddleston is “embarrassed”

Chris Brown says “fuck the police” yesterday and gets arrested.

I imagine the poop emoji would be ribbed for her pleasure.

I immediately wanted to know what he pays in rent.

6 months rent on a ring!!?! more likely 6 years :’( :’(

Wow, she really nailed him.

We really need good laws that properly address harassment online, and good law enforcement that actually knows how to use a computer and doesn’t just ignore pleas for help from the victims. We need to start taking this seriously.

This is her official mainstream comeback. Hardcore Noni Forevers will tell you her unofficial mainstream comeback was “Black Swan.” Natalie might have won the Oscar but Noni stole every scene she was in. (because she was basically playing herself, the bitter dying ingenue). But see that had to die for new Noni to rise.