“They may have been traveling. Even dog friendly hotels won’t let you leave your dog in the room.”

As someone who knows several knitters, I love the idea of a horde of enraged knitters smashing the car windows to get the dog out. You don't fuck with knitters man, they will mess you up.

Taco Time blows, unless it has changed a lot in the past few years. A new one opened by us a few years ago. Apparently Mexi-Fries = soggy over salted tator tots. That place is the worst.

I LOVED eating at Lamberts! I was skeptical of a place that threw food at you. It was the end of a long weekend of production work in Branson (I fucking hate that place) and one of the guys was all, “Let’s got to Labert’s!!! They THROW the rolls at you!” I hated this person already so the was just more reason to hate…

That’s like suing after you walked into Pinnacle Peak Steakhouse (past the signs that said they’d cut off your tie if you were wearing one), sat down at the table (ignoring the host who told you if you didn’t want it cut off you should remove it and all the servers walking around with scissors in holsters), picked up…

In my mind’s eye, I’m seeing someone yell “fire in the hole!” and hearing *thoop!*

Throwing dough sounds silly, but I’d be much more inclined to eat at Olive Garden if each table had a breadstick cannon.

EXACTLY. It’s pointless to whine about recidivism if you insist on making it impossible for ex-cons to support themselves legally. And *everybody* is somebody’s baby - you don’t throw people away.

I worked at an Italian bakery a few years ago, and along with bread and cakes we also had a deli bar that sold cold-cuts and cheese. If we even TRIED to throw away the butt of a meat chunk, we’d either get hell from our stingy boss or an earful from a customer who disliked the idea of waiting while we unwrapped a new…

OMG fuck that boss right in his stupid face for hiding the guard. What possible reason could he have for hiding the guard? A fucked up practical joke?

And then the kitchen staff is always like “Just cauterize it on the stove and we’ll all buy you drinks after work,” so you do it, and it’s half the best idea/worst idea ever.

Why did Dead Like Me have to end so soon? I could have watched a decade of that show, at least.

Meat slicers have guards.

Sorry, I believe marriage should only be between bottles of ketchup. All other forms of marriage are an abomination unto Grodd. Don’t get me started on catsup rights.

C’mon now, if any post needed a visual, it’s this one! I found quite a few, but this one made me laugh - Rahm using said amputated finger to make air quotes:

Ok I’m about you tell you something kinda gross but really useful. I burned the hell out of my fingers the other day on a pan that had superheated because my oven was on. I don’t have burn cream around but I looked in the bathroom for something that might relieve the pain. Behold! Hemorrhoid ointment. Aloe: check,…

At one of my old jobs, my boss just told me straight up “However busy it is, and overworked I am, and even if it would be obvious for you to do it then, you’re NEVER allowed to do the following things” and he mentioned a couple of things. Basically it was the kind of stuff where I could either get poisoned, maimed, or…

So, who wants lunch? My treat.