Me too!! And now I married a good guy :).. We all have at least one bad one!

Well he is still single and I would like to collectively high five the women of America for making that one happen.

Next time someone says that to you, respond, “you speak a lot better than most emotional cripples I’ve seen. Good on you for toughin’ it out and not caring that you’re being an asshole. You should be proud of how strong you are.”

In the same vein: “Wow, your pronunciation is really good!”. This was said to me by my boss after I told him my own son’s full name. He literally complimented me for correctly pronouncing the name I picked out.

Uggghhh it's times like those you wish you could magically un-fuck someone!

THANKS KEITH needs a gif with a sarcastic-looking junior high girl.

Why would anyone give a stranger your number?! Be better, friends!

I was in eighth grade and mister king of junior high says to me “I know who you are you’re like the most popular girl of all the like unpopular people.”

“I love homely girls. You remind me of my grandma. But you’re kinda sexy, can I have your number?”

Kudos to you if you managed to control yourself and not set all of his things on fire.

“You look very clean today.”

One of my favorite BCO stories EVER was the girl who had the crazy woman screaming at her for free popcorn: “It’s not free if you give it to me!”

I have so many Psycho Santa questions. Was he...employed, as Santa, by a local establishment? Or did he just take it upon himself to wander around creepin’ in a red velvet suit? And...until March? Sad, Terrifying Psycho Santa indeed. I, too, wish Momager had gotten a couple licks in with that deep-dish pan.

All of me wishes the guy got the 5-15 in state prison he should have gotten for aggravated assault.

“Useless fucking paper clip”: best description of a human I’ve ever read. MORE STORIES, LINDSEY.

throbbing pikestaff