Any vagina-derived name would also serve as a great sci-fi character or planet name. To wit:

Now, is there a certain diet that would make them produce recreational drugs? Because that would really get the party started.

I'm really looking forward to seeing what names they come up with for vagina-bacteria-derived drugs. Hoohaazopram? Vagiloft?

I went to high school with several kids who'd been acting for pretty much their whole lives. For the most part, they were in that awkward phase where they were too old for child parts, and not old enough to play teens. (Because why hire an actual teenager when you can go 18-to-play-younger and avoid all those pesky…

Of all the women murdered in 2010, nearly 40 percent were killed by a spouse or someone they were dating, according to the Bureau of Justice Statistics. This number has been 30 percent or higher since 1996.

Sorry. Not You, you. You from the image. The internet it's so hard to get tone and vocal clues.

I watched an interview the other day that they did with James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender, and they are just truly delightful. I was like, "Shh, shut up, children, let your absolutely fantastic elders talk." I love their friendship so much.

Tangentially related: I was at a bar with my friend. This woman bums a cigarette off of my friend, then starts lecturing her about how my friend shouldn't go tanning. Because tanning caused this woman's "stage 3 breast cancer." (As they both smoke cigarettes.) I am always curious about diseases, and asked how the…

If there were a channel dedicated solely to Stewart and McKellen doing whatever and just being generally awesome, I would sign up for basic cable right now.

Ian McKellan is a gift. (So is Patrick Stewart.)

Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellan, AND Hugh Laurie?! The Old-White-Guy-I'd-Pal-Around-With Trifecta?! That's it. I'm calling it a day, Internet! And you, work! Adios to you, as well, pants! FUCK OFF WITH YOU, BRA.

I was in a Vancouver (WA) hotel earlier this year, eating at the continental breakfast (its own unique circle of hell, but I digress). I overheard a mom talking to another family about how "my first kid got a vaccine and bam! 24 hours later he had autism. So now I don't vaccinate." It took all my self-control not to…

if YOU. Not a scientist. Not an immunologist. There is no mercury in vaccines (since about 2000). The stuff in vaccines is more present in the food you give your spawn. Vaccinate. No excuse. (Unless you are immuno-compromised. Then don't but keep away from the unvaccinated)

as someone who was born with immunodeficiencies, fuck you and vaccinate your FUCKING kids you fucking idiot fucking cuntfucking fuckers.

"Hi, I'm Alyssa Milano. Imagine you could save the life of a child by getting them the medicine they desperately need. A child like Hannah, who lives next door to me in Malibu. Won't you please help me in talking some sense into Hannah's parent, who both co-starred with me in an episode of Charmed? With your help,…

They have a fundamental misunderstanding of basic immunology. When we all vaccinate, we keep the bug out. When someone is unvaccinated and gets exposed to a pathogen (which is readily found in the environment), they allow the disease to mutate. So yes, your unvaccinated child is a threat because mine may not be…

This makes me so angry. Sooooo angry.

We've had babies die, and the anti-vaccine movement continues :/ . Same dynamic happens with "unassisted" childbirth- a baby dies a birth that appears to be preventable, yet mom doubles down on her belief that it's the best way. There's no reasoning with them.

FUCK YOU VACCINATE YOUR KIDS