You seem to be seeing this as a purely personal issue. It's also a political issue. Lots of gay people have faced this kind of hate, even from their own families, and I think it's important for people to see that this happens. There's a certain type of person who wants to pretend that being gay is no big deal, that…

i wouldn't have picked that color for someone with his skin tone. it washes him out a bit. but it was a perfectly nice suit.

Fuck these parents. I am pretty sure my youngest son is gay and guess what he gets? Nothing. Literally nothing. He is the same son to me as his "straight" brother. He gets no accolades or applause. He is loved and nothing less. He isn't treated as some special snowflake. He isn't. He is a high school boy who works…

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Fuck them. Run it 24/7. Fuck them with a shovel.

Uggggh, that's the outstanding cost of my unpaid college loans. Add: EDUCATION is too damn high!

I just did the math and realized that $80,000 would cover my rent for two years.

You break it, you buy it. They broke their relationship with their son, and now they have to deal with the consequences of that. You don't get to be a bigot and then get to duck what you reap from being that way.

No, it means they are incorrect. If you shouted Mrs. Doe at me on the street, I wouldn't respond. It's not my name. My name is Ms. Smith, because I did not change my name to Mrs. Doe. This was an intentional choice on my part. When you call me something that is not my name, you are being rude. All tradition…

John's best friend/ best man is Alexandrew.

I once responded to a shower invite addressed to Mrs. MyName HisLastName by saying "MyName HisLastName cannot attend as she does not exist. MyName MyLast Name would be happy to attend." Because I'm a bitch like that.

i am seeing my mom tonight. i will let you know if she knows how to charleston. this is important!!!!!

I think a mother-daughter dance sounds so lovely! You could go totally mod and do a mother-daughter Charleston or something. Who needs the waltz when you can JITTERBUG!

Professional linguist popping in to say that "grammatically correct" isn't a scientific term. It literally means nothing beyond what old-fashioned, aggressive traditionalists prescribe for humanity.

The fundamental tenet of formal linguistic study is that whatever native speakers use in real life is grammatical. So do…

I'm sorry - but I can only accept complaints from the male head of a household. Please have your father register your displeasure.

It's not grammatically incorrect. It goes against traditional etiquette, but it has nothing to do with grammar. Grammatically incorrect would be to say "Meester John and Meesus Jane Doe." Because those are not, though they should be, acceptable words.

I'm not married yet - Still property of my dad. God, Shockwaver. So insensitive.

I think you should be the boss of wedding invitation language. I would piss my pants at the mail box if I got a beautifully calligraphied invitation with colloquial language. I may be able to talk Mr. Cat5 into a vow renewal with this...

Language changes over time. We are a country that now says "literally," even when we are not being literal.

if i got married my mom and her boyfriend would probs walk me down the aisle. a) because my mom said she's doing it if it happens and b) because i would want to extend that little piece of love to a very wonderful important person in my life.