I didn't get that B was joking in the first comment! I did by the second. I'm sorry B. I ruined your joke. I ruined it.

Exactly! In this case, he's also paying the restaurant to introduce him to a brand new dish he doesn't even know the name of that happens to taste fantastic.

"his first review contains seemingly legitimate concerns — the cook is high on meth?"

I love this man. He could read the phone book and I would call it art and listen attentively.

You need to do yourself a favor right now and listen to the episodes about both "Sleepaway Camp" and "Street Fighter." You won't regret it, I promise.

So did I! Have you ever listened to the podcast called "How Did This Get Made?" If not, I highly recommend it. It's three comedians (June Diane Raphael, Paul Scheer, and Jason Mantzoukas) who watch objectively terrible movies and go through them, beat-by-beat. Seeing as how you may also have seen many of the movies…

I thought I was alone in my Gotcha! love. Now if I can only find somebody who remembers The Sure Thing.

I can't speak for all trans women, but I will speak for myself (and I hope some of the trans women regular readers will do so as well, in a respectful and understanding manner). Your concerns should be addressed, and I hope I can do so.

Fucking raviolis. Am I right?

Does anyone wanna tell these idiots that one of the largest markets for kosher food is people who keep halal? Oh so much *headdesking* here and much sympathy to anyone who keeps kosher or halal who shops at that store.

I'm still laughing that the household owns a hair dryer for every bed. Because at some point they had to go shopping for them, and actively chose to buy bedroom hair dryers instead of, oh, maybe fans or white noise machines or hot water bottles or electric blankets.

Dammit, IT IS 201 AND THIS SHIT IS STILL HAPPENING?!! You don't see the Bonobos doing crap like this to their women! I'm sick of our neighbors always making this tribe look bad!

I am Irish and was anti-choice until my neighbour had a pregnancy scare and her boyfriend's gallant reaction was to offer to punch her in the stomach or throw her down the stairs in order to induce miscarriage.

Ranch with seasoned fries is a must. When you order fries, I don't see anything wrong with ordering a side or two of ranch. Now a cereal bowls worth? Oh hell no.

My husband and I will dip basically anything in ranch or mayo (ok, anything savory that can be dipped, not like, ice cream or some crap). How we don't weigh 800lbs, I do not know. I was pretty sure we were abusers, but we have never, ever needed a cereal bowl full. This makes me feel way better about myself.

When I worked there it was Hidden Valley. Mixed with mayo and buttermilk in the back. It was definitely good, and I can def get on board with ranch as a topping, but you've gotta maintain the ratio! When there's more ranch than ranch-supporting-substrate, it is no longer a condiment.

I tell people that all the time. I'm a survivor of domestic violence. I hear so many people say, "oh, no one could ever hit me! I'd get out of that relationship immediately!" It's not quite that simple, unfortunately. They wait until you love them, until you've built a life with them, and, most importantly, until…

Exactly. The issue isn't that service members don't make a decent amount in comparison to civilians, it's that the nature of their work tends to screw their spouses over (unless it's someone with an online writing gig or something), so you really have to at least HALVE their income when you take it into account. If…