Thank you for the thoughtful response to this comment Michael. Please continue to share your wisdom.

Advertising is a fickle thing that runs on all sorts of Jedi mind tricks and subconscious inception-ing. Despite doing some really indefensible things, if your sub-conscience sees Chuck Sheen and thinks “Ohh a bad boy, he’s edgy, I like him!” then that might be brand positive. If your sub-conscience is saying “AIDS…

On that note, fuck winter. ATTACK!

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

I hope he gets every fucking penny, continues his education, and has a better life than any of those sad ass mother fuckers ever will.

Sorry, but I can’t stand poetry.

I will never forget the news describing black people “looting” and white people “finding food” when they were both doing the same thing.

I personally want to face-kick the assholes who spread the rumors that children were being raped in the Superdome and (Black) New Orleanians were running around shooting at everyone and everything. Many people still believe that. However, few people seem to know about the white residents who used Katrina as an…

I’m really sick of people suddenly deciding to be offended by the word “commit.” I’m honestly just really sick of people deciding to be so offended by things that are not even remotely offensive in general. Why are you equating “commit” with “committing a crime?” Commit is just a verb. People are allowed to commit…

“Ladies leave your bags at home, the store is full of paper ones and totes make me groan.