you can fuck off. you were probably a shitty manager too.

What the hell is a fake onion? And wtf is 10/1 beef? Are you saying mcds  uses 10% fat beef patties cause that doesn't sound right and would be awesome for the price they sell them at. I just really need to know what a fake onion is, I've worked in actually restaurants for years, went to culinary school in Baltimore,…

You’re taking this much too seriously.

Sounds like you did too many drugs while working there.

16 is poverty wages.  is that someone a big impressive number to you?  i wouldnt work their job and deal with customers like you for 100 an hour

Every fucking time this sort of think comes up, there’s a fucking “that guy” polishing his fucking monocle.

You smell. Take that.

“I belong to a cult, therefore I deserve preferential treatment!”

I hate scientology. 

Fuck him, fuck that cult, and double fuck both for using their money & power to escape consequences.

Gross waste of life uses gross religion as a gross shield to hopefully stay out of pokey.

“We can’t hold this rape trial because of negative public sentiment surrounding his cult and its policy of aggressive and systematic attacks against rape victims.”

Can you just, like, stop promoting her dumb shit - even if it is to dunk on her? The reasonable folks here know she is a troll “tryna own us”  You continue to give her a voice, promote her - and that is all she needs - so maybe instead you just ignore her and she goes away? Can October be MTG-Free?

and key police endorsements of Oz

If she said she would do it, and then backed out, she’d be smeared as a liar AND a cheater.

as if cops themselves don’t love methamphetamine and not showing up when called? I unironically would love a tighter community where you can call members of it for help when you need it instead of some overarmed C-student from the suburbs who doesn’t care at best, and wants us all to die at worst. at least crackheads…

I’m kind surprised your waifu body pillow said yes

Settle down, Mister Yankovic.

Can we just fast forward to the part where AOC is President?