yeah but with a calzone the cheese doesn’t congeal as fast

A strictly-worse half-a-medium pizza

I mean that’s just straight up half a medium pizza.

Can’t wait to see fucker carlson spin this.

They knew the bees nest they were sticking their dick into

god, that’d break my heart if something came out about him

*sits and drinks water like a person*

I wanna see how big his bonus is at the end of (ugh) "fiscal" year. Cause if I were a betting girl...

I mean... this is just a bunch of old crap

Whats the likelihood that a good chunk of these speculators are the same people who bitched about Abby not being their definition of feminity and used that as an excuse to drag the transes for the same reason?

Sense8 was a fantastic first season, unfortunately the Wachowskis don’t have great follow-through on their ideas. Also, How dare you not have High Fidelity on this list

geez, this is like your christmas right? what a loser.

seems like the only problem with it is that it’s in texas. 

I like how we expect someone who’s basically an amalgamation of stale farts, hamburger sweat and tanning cream to remember anything.

if you’re considering zygotes children, sure. also, this was fucking seven months ago you fuckin’ slowbie.

it’s hard being passionate.

If anyone brought me to white castle for a date I’d set them on fire.

“it’s obviously a joke”

I’ve dabbled.

No.