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Jewel and the ceaseless rage
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Big shock that 3d poster: The movie: The sequel isn’t a shakespearean masterpiece.

Fuck you, jim.

And anybody caught even looking for ways to find this list need to be immediately shoved in front of a wheat thresher

Playing all the (s)hits I see.

As long as JKR makes $0.

that... was an italian accent?

Whew, shut the fuck up right now vicky before some serious backlash smacks you in the face.

No, john. Nobody played your game because everyone was tired of zombies in 2011. 

They do. And I want these people to suffer.

*stares at all of the dark souls git gud memes*

Good. Piss off.

The second time was to establish a pattern. I thought, this can’t possibly be the hype. So I took a bite of the second sandwich some time later in life, went, nope, this still sucks. Get the fuck out of my face with this calling me out nonsense. 

yeah but with cajun style you get a six pound bag of limp fries tossed in an extra pound and a half of spices, making the entire bag inedible.

I’ve had it a total of twice, both times were not my choice and I didn’t pay for it. Any other fucking questions?

Chick-fil-A? It goes without saying.

The worst part is they probably jerk off to trans people while they pull this shit.

No. 

let me rephrase. let’s burn every goddamn republican on the continent.

I think raw water means that you don’t use birth control while interacting with the water.

Light a match and burn OK to the ground. Fuck ‘em.