pretty sure anything there’s no animal, mineral or vegetable that’d consent to you fucking them.

I’m assuming if you pump that much sperm in anything it starts gaining sentience to try and tell you to stop.

I should know better than to beat my head against the wall by telling you what an absolute idiot you are but here we are. 

So you sat the fuck down for 3 months and change and decided to try and talk smack because I made a very correct statement? Fuck off, loser.

No no no, they care about people with money

God damn white men gotta always show their asses I guess

ugh, that color scheme though. bright yellow, cream white and gray is pretty ugly.

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug. You don’t want the chicken sandwich, you want the memories of being that young and not caring about work or bills or any of this adult shit.

yeah but you gotta realize that the price cuts on the dreamcast accounted for a lot of those sales.

that’s actually really cool, how’d you manage that?

As soon as I saw the dreamcast in that lineup I got offended. Then I realized that it was on shelves for less than two years, was priced down below $100 before that had happened, was prone to hardware failures and was just a gambit that killed sega’s hardware division. I loved a lot of those games, even if some didn’t…

This is more an indictment of the two party system than anything else

Oh boy, The Gamers ^™ are gonna be pissed about this.

you said it, not me. and also, god that’s some incel shit. get off jez, yo.

she is beautiful.

oh, okay, so you just want to go back to making people feel like shit about their body type. cool. fuck off.

and?

nah

uh huh

Lizzo’s great-great granddad may have even sold them out of Africa.