That attitude is just so weird. Of course, it's elitist and shitty, too. There's zero wrong with working as a cleaner, server, whatever and no one should feel like less of a person or ashamed of a job. Work is work.

I had that shit pulled on me when I was working retail on Newbury Street in Boston, which meant there were entitled, rich suburban moms with their equally entitled kids buying stupid t-shirts that would fall apart after the first wash for $25 a pop. I was in grad school, as many, many people working retail in Boston…

The same assholes who jabber on about the government interfering with a parent's right to determine what is right for their children's health certainly have no problem with telling a woman what is right for health and well-being.

I just took the buzzfeed Which Katy Perry Halftime Show Shark Are You? and I got Snoop Dogg! Proof! :-)

Mike Huckabee isn't articulate enough to be a Dalek.

Is Mike Huckabee a Dalek? I'm just asking questions here.

I've seen Doctor Who aliens who act like more believable humans than Mike Huckabee.

I drink alcohol, I LOVE using profanity, and I attend the opera (sometimes all at once). I do not want to be Huckabee's friend.

Long-time reader, first-time commenter here guys.

and weirdly i feel like if he did it, it was completely genuine, and if he had found the phone, he would have run it outside???

I am grey so am hoping my head-hanging story will go unnoticed. But I still want to put it out there. It is one of those.

Ohhhhhh, Marion Barry.

so what you are saying is that John Stamos is a cat, cause that sounds like what a cat would do in that situation..

Me too! I think it's because you don't expect to ever see celebrities in real life, so your brain is like "That's not Viola Davis. Stop being stupid."

I was wandering the streets of New York alone, waiting for the boyfriend I was visiting to get off work. I was in a pissy mood, my feet hurt, and I'd been alone all day, and I was fucking over being surrounded by people, so I ducked down a side street behind a bunch of theaters in that part of the Broadway area. I…

More cute than insane. Waiting back stage at the Kennedy Center Honors, just me and Tom Hanks. He was waiting for his cue to enter, and I was the first to places for the choir entrance. Mr. Hanks was watching the backstage monitor as the house camera panned the audience. When the camera landed on Rita Wilson, Mr.…

My reply is going to be buried, which is unfortunate because this is a good story.

Have mercy.

I told this story before but it makes me giggle so I'll tell it again.

I was once in line for a movie and noticed Laura Linney was in front of me in line. Then I looked behind me and saw Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, and Susan Sarandon being BFFs (with each other, Laura Linney was not invited to their party).