The line about how “he likes to hang around beauty pageants” was a nice burn too.

Even if he gets a pass on saying those things while technically married, he doesn’t get a pass for confronting Fisher. That’s just childish.

Dammit, Megyn Kelly. I wish I knew how to quit you.

Megyn Kelly showed up as she continues the long, slow march towards the end of her contract. Her coworker Sean Hannity took a break from shining Donald Trump’s shoes to ask him a few questions following the debate.

Except Noah is a pacifist, which means he is opposed to all wars, whether they are just or not, which is why absolute pacifism is idiotic, obviously.

Back in HS, I walked out of Super Troopers and snuck into Black Hawk Down. Best decision I ever made.

Not arguing with his stance, but just want to make sure i’m clear on this:

I’m no longer worried that this shaved ape might become president.

+1

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

And which non-white candidate will you be voting for?

I respect his intent, but not now

Bernie Sanders refused to release his tax returns and wrote a rape fantasy fan fiction. Please.

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

Football throw boy isnt the preeminent political thinker of our time. Shocking.

Kaepernick can protest any way he wants. I have no problem with that.

I support Colin Kaepernick . . . right up until he opens his mouth and sounds like a college sophomore.

Nope. Fuck him. He lost me. I support his protest of police violence and systemic racism in this country, but Hillary is less racist? Because 20 years ago she wanted to do something about crime when she wasn’t even President and said something stupid? Now he’s encouraging more people to not get involved in the…

I fully support Kaepernick and the protests (and dialogue) he’s sparked nationwide. But when you hear him talk, he sounds like someone who got recently woke by some hotep tweets.