"That's a bad hat, Harry."

Evidence that God love us ... but also loves to fuck with our heads.

See, if it had a bell on top, then it could at least signal you in another room, where you're watching the paint dry.

Anything's better than the battery in my Moto Q :-(

@YummyCyanide: MLB actually tested putting a chip in a baseball to aid in calling balls and strikes in the early 80's. The experiment was dropped when the embedded chips couldn't survive the ball being struck by a bat.

How many engineers does it take to make it impossible to change a lightbulb?

Like.

Now it needs a spout on top for the vodka!

Now make it collect wind energy.

@drmrw: No Aquaman?

@psychiccheese: it sounds like "Thank you for driving an SUV" in Arabic :-/

Minor correction: Shanghai has been a hub of world commerce since Marco Polo wasn't a backyard game. Probably earlier.

No, it's just that some emo teenagers have stopped listening to music that makes them want to kill themselves. Maybe they're actually turning on to some of that Gospel music you've been forcing on them, Mr. and Mrs. Oklahoma, or maybe it's just Jethro Tull. The difference is amazing and terrifying at the same time.

@telepheedian: Agreed. For the small price of $16M, Comcast has a list of one million file sharers, which which they can do any. fucking. thing. they. want. Have a nice day.

@nicktennear: Was this a photoshop contest?

@Dr. What?: I'd more easily believe that the guy managed to do that by accident.

@5erge: Hey, it's in my contract that I am ALWAYS to be drawn AS A DUCK!

I'm a Level 80 house-husband, and now I can prove it X-D

Hi, I'm a ufologist. That's an airplane. On fire. I'll send you my bill.

"How does it work?"