Same. No one on either side of my family lives past late 60s-early 70s. Cheers!

Trump worships the almighty dollar, that is the god he serves. He means investors are putting more of their money into the dollar but as usually he is wrong about it being happening as rarely before. What it means is that Trump is an idiot, and the POTUS has no clue about any policy, foreign, domestic or economic.…

Yet further evidence that there is no god. (I used to say that the fact David Bowie is dead and Ted Nugent is alive is evidence enough for me that there is no god.)

And now she’s gone and we’re STILL stuck with this toxic trash heap of a “president.” Sob.  

My old lady cat Saoirse has gotten this cut a couple of times, more because it’s hard for her at her advanced age to clean herself and she ends up with dandruff under all her fluff. I think it’s adorable and weird looking, especially the lion tail. The only downside is that Saoirse’s kind of bony because she’s an old…

I disagree. Your pussy is gorgeous. There is no such thing as an ugly/ hideous pussy.

SUCH a gorgeous kitty!

Nope. I gotta disagree. Your pussy is beautiful, there is no such thing as an ugly pussy. I however, am not a fan of shaved pussy. My three pussies are all unshaven and all natural.

I totally thought you had wrapped your cat’s upper body in packing tape until I realized she had just gotten an... interesting... hair cut.

Thigh high fur boots...

this is my fat boy, he’s beautiful and i love him

I love Tiffany very much but her manager is right. That’s not how the business works. You can’t sign a contract for a film and show up on the first day and say ‘ok, now I’m a bigger star so better pay me more’.

Did they do it though?! She can’t just leave us hanging like that.

Teenagers are just bottomless pits. My sister and I were it for my parents, so only girls. And I still remember just ALWAYS BEING HUNGRY.

Well, partially. The Trump part is brought to you by Photoshop and my fevered imagination. And, by fevered, I mean the wine I had at lunch.

... and ‘Trump gear.’

Wow, that’s a Full Quiver!

I had one brother, and that was enough to make his bedroom a disgusting no-go zone during his early teen years.

Remember that line in Guardians of the Galaxy where Chris Pratt says it’s lucky they don’t have a black light because his ship would look like a Jackson Pollack painting?

Lift up shirt.