Clearly its brilliant.

OK so Dodge spends a marketing budget of close to $0, And TEARS OUT expensive parts from their car.

Then Sites like Jalopnik talk about it for MONTHS, and everyone gets all riled up about it.

And then people will buy the cars because of all the hype.

And Dodge makes millions off of barely any…

Well, it is the year of the Cock.

I always thought it would be heart disease. Turns out it’ll be nuclear dick-swinging.

What angers me about all of Trump’s talk on the tariffs is the bullshit of it actually happening, besides any actual economic effect people talk about.

I guess I am just rational enough and secure enough in my obvious and inherent coolness that I don’t need to drive something to make myself look cool.

LOL at the seats being how they’re supposed to look. Though if my leisure time considered of chillin like this, I guess my skin would look that dirty too...

Doesn’t have the steelies, light bar, or spotlight. There’s no reason for anyone to think this is a cop car other than the fact it’s the same model.

My whole argument against more factory jobs is that it sounds nice to have more jobs, but who the hell wants to work in a factory?

Dude, I go WOT at least once EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. For real. I mash the gas all the fucking time. I figured that’s why it goes all the way down, so you can mash it that far. Why are you posting on Jalopnik?

*out of the Mustang

I sincerely hope Dodge doesn’t change. In an era where everyone is refined, quiet, efficient and well-handling, Dodge just dumps stupid power in and tells you to have fun. I like that about them.

Even Bill Gates has fallen to the Curse of the Live Demo before.

Could have been worse.

I am a Middle Class elite. I would like a Bonsai tree drive selector. Thank you.

That’s my beef with that entire segment. The cars (ATS V, Stinger, SS, Hellcat, S4, M3, etc) are designed for young hip buyers like me, but I have no idea how young hip buyers afford them. I’m a single 30 something male with a damn good income and I see car payments at 600-1,000 a month and I just cry.

More like this.

Russian hackers

Well, the one I worked at operated like a glorified buy-here-pay-here, and basically catered to those sorts of customers. They were happy to get approved for a new Kia or a used whatever, so they put up with all sorts of abuse. But anyone who had good credit or cash and was in the position to shop elsewhere...did.

Seriously. Where are the droves of journalists and internet commentariate that are up in arms about power output of the Miata? Here’s the Jalopnik timeline for the 86.

She clearly was no saint and sounds like a total nutroll, but she probably wouldn't have ended up a Nazi if she had lived in a more accepting and economically stable society — plenty of thugs and criminals got their start because of social and economic exclusion. Not to say it's cool, but that's the way life goes.…