Erm, 25 year old Mercedes doesn't mean the same thing as 15 year old Mercedes. With proper care, this car will last forever.

NP, but personally, I would go for another color.

Oldsmobile for the first poll.

Any hooptie-ass American sled on the final 90 miles per hour down the interstate on a loosely-secured space saver to the crusher. Preferably with some Olde English for motivation.

Any hooptie-ass American sled on the final 90 miles per hour down the interstate on a loosely-secured space saver to the crusher. Preferably with some Olde English for motivation.

Any hooptie-ass American car on the final, 90 miles per hour on the interstate on a loosely-secured space-saver ride to the crusher, preferably with an Olde English-influenced driver.

DRUM BRAKES ARE NOT A COMPROMISE THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL FEATS OF ENGINEERING INSTALLED IN THE FINEST RACE CARS EVER BUILT AND MAKE EXCELLENT PIE DISHES

My Porsche dealer story involves making casual 924 jokes with the salesmen.

You (probably) just did.

What they mean is:

I've noticed a lot of people I know either don't have a car, or don't have a license OR learner's permit. All I can think is how much they're missing, and how lucky I am.

Highlight of the day.

They really should, because it would be a great work vehicle.

Cocaine.

Now I want a Factory Five Daytona with the Coyote 5.0 BAD.

Aston Martin has a pretty cool website, with a big pictorial chart of all their models, current and discontinued! They put the Cygnet as far away from the One-77 as possible.

Fuck, my ENIAC just blew up.

The mother of all cheap cars, a 1954 Hudson for $300 in 2010.

I don't have a problem with licensing for replicas. Mercedes is still making money off the original 300SL (heritage restorations and parts center, anyone?).

Fun story time!