Young ears (eyes?)

What, can't offend anyone important, huh? Too scary?

Not at all.

It's like the little masks the whole nation puts on when one person does so much as farts.

They look just like regular sealed beams, but seeing as this is an Italian stallion, they probably use some weird fitting and cost $100.00 each.

I almost gave my spine and ribcage to a 1954 Hudson.

OM NOM NOM!

You guys sure know how to catch a lot of Mackerel, seeing how good you are at trolling.

I'm going for Mercedes.

Oldsmobile and Pontiac, mainly because i'm still in mourning, but here we go:

All you need after this is a diesel Oldsmobile. And an insane asylum booking.

Oh, there's plenty of GM cars that people love. But most of them are RWD.

They're joined by an Edsel, aka "Vagiface". Oh, this is a kid's movie.

Some say...

@tonyola: Yeah!

@stuntdriver: "The thrill starts with the grille" if that's not '50s marketing innuendo, I don't know what is.

Rear suspension/brake downgrade? Ppppppppshh.

Everybody else loses.

I honestly wouldn't be mad if I got hit by a giant flying piston out of a train.