I think you’re missing the point.

Fine.

It’s not gel. It’s clay or, maybe, pomade. I can’t even take you seriously.

Fuck him. If I hear another midget ex-player with too much gel in their hair bitch about grit and togetherness I’ll stab them with my pen.

AND THE CROWD GOES D’AWWWWW

He’s out pretty late for a school night.

He’s out of his element, but somehow it’s fine. Rex Ryan, however, is taking a shit on national television and it just will not stop. Who ever thought viewers everywhere would be wishing Phil Sims was calling the game because he would do a (can’t believe i’m about to type this) better job of it?

Y la dinamita hace boom!

This is the proudest I’ve ever been of the Jets.

Maybe sleep this one off.

I’m out of my eliminator after one game. And I couldn’t be happier.

Wonderful. Especially after that puke inducing pep rally before the game led by Wahlberg. How does Marky Mark have the fucking the gall to go on national TV and tell the tale of the amazing SB comeback he didn’t actually witness because he left the game early when the Pats were getting shit stomped?

We had a spirited J E T S chant at the bar tonight in celebration of the half game lead we now have over NE. Sometimes you just have to take whatever joy you can get.

a Bills-Jets tie would give me such sustenance that i don’t think i’d have to eat for a week.

Bills are poised to take the lead in the afc east ...

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

I didn’t. I stayed inside at my fucking job and watched it on TV.

I didn’t. I used a solar projector.

He did it because people told him not to. The man is not a mystery. He’s just an asshole.