Oh yeah, scrappy that guy was. Excellent fundamentals. High motor on him. Sneaky athletic. Sun burns easily...

I smiled, even though the picture is wrong. Especially because I meant to type “what the fuck ‘we’?”

Ooh, yes. Mayweather will be anticipating movement where there is none, and that’s when McGregor will throw his glove to the ground, slap Mayweather across the face, and yell “Dartanian” in a foppish Irish brogue. It’s genius.

Nor a serious hype video. And I can see why McGregor wouldn’t try to get into Mayweather’s head. None of the exits are clearly marked.

This is the type of answer I would expect from the typical, uneducated UFC fan. The type of answer who would overlook superior outcomes such as meteor or sinkhole under the ring.

There is only one acceptable outcome here. Right before McGregor gets knocked unconscious, he forgets it’s a boxing match and kicks Mayweather in the head knocking him out.

Just more globalist agenda being pushed by the Rothschilds.

Tanaka [in Japanese]: What is ‘baseball language?’

When it comes to Boston, “At least he wasn’t screaming racial slurs at the outfielders” is the best we can hope for.

What do you want from me? I’m an idiot.

Did you just give everybody the advice that you can’t give everybody advice?

Part of my job is putting up signs notifying the public of upcoming rezoning hearings, and we have an enormous one coming up next week, so I spent nine hours Monday and Tuesday and another six Wednesday and Thursday walking around our whole city in my floppy hat and hiking boots putting up bright purple signs at…

Emma, if you’ll excuse us, we would like a man to explain how baseball works, thanks

Oh, it’s that guy. Hello, that guy.

Hence the important modifier “exciting”!

Come on, he can’t be promoting P.E.D. at a nationally televised sporting event.

So can we take a second to give a shoutout to the security guard here? It’s very, very clear by how fast the refs swarmed around and split her off that she didn’t know that this was planned— which means tiny little her saw big-ass Gronk hop the barricade and went “welp, this is what I’m doing tonight” and dove right…

I’m assuming someone’s already hard at work on a gif of that hand & tongue thing? Cause I’m gonna need that.

Motherfucker better have got paid.