Pulisic setting up Dempsey like that is just what Dempsey needs at the twilight of his career. It only works with Dempsey because knowing Jozy, he would’ve Wondo’d that opportunity.

Who is this Pulisic kid? He’s good. First time I’ve read about him on Deadspin.

Why is it so hard to find video of him throwing out the first pitch for a past game (from the picture above)? Fucking MLB..

Translated for Trump supporter’s:

I have no idea what Trump’s history as an athlete is (I assume it’s limited if it exists at all), but he’s the sort of man that gets 5 draft deferments and then insults a POW Vietnam veteran by saying he “likes people that weren’t captured,” if that answers your question.

“Why aren’t you asking about when Barack Obama throw out the first pitch? Did you see those jeans? But you all only want to ask about on President Trump split his pants and patched it back together with Scotch tape...”

*Caddy runs over, picks up the ball, and places it in Wieter’s glove*

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy at Mar a Lago - mighty Trumpy had crapped out.

Oh no man, this guy should still be jail. Probably longer than 22 years.

Except that no, he did not pay for his crimes by any stretch of the imagination. He was sentenced to a lot longer than the amount of time he actually served, he was only freed due to a technicality caused by Brazil’s criminal justice system being overloaded and completely borked. He was supposed to still be in jail,…

So I agree, if people do the time then they can play. Like I was fine with Vick coming back because he did his time. And it was messed up that it was always thrown in his face compared to athletes that have gotten off with no time behind bars. But man, only seven years for what he did is kinda fucked up.

Who the fuck would marry a person who did that to an ex. Jesus.

I was always told not to feed dogs people food.

I read Breslin’s piece on Pollard in my first year of Journalism school. Still one of the best things I’ve ever read.

Not so fast. As I understand it, the people he beat up were men.

Dear Woody:

Revis is a legendary Jet and yet his biggest accomplishment is winning a Super Bowl with the Patriots.

Man, I can NOT believe that the Pats cutting him loose was the right move. Seriously. That’s ridiculous.

It obviously also means that you hate Cuba, you racist fuck. /s

Not sure if this is a legit right-wing meme, but the misspelling of “Whtiehouse” is compelling evidence.