I question the placement of the carport. It should be moved over a few feet to the left.

That gold jewelry is not very complimentary to her facial hue, nor her hair color. It makes her appear much much stern than maybe she actually is?

This truck would be very distracting to drive behind. If I were stuck behind it, I would pull over, wait five minutes, and then start driving again. With luck, we wouldn’t encounter each other again. Bu if we did, I might try a different approach. Maybe ten minutes instead of five?

It seems unusual that every one of their games would end in a tie but it is theoretically possible from what I understand of soccer rules.

I don’t understand why those litterbugs can’t just walk their trash over to a nearby receptacle.

I am going to wait until this initial swag goes on sale. I will be a little behind the times but I am trying to save up money for a new microwave.

It’s debatable its one defining dimension is clever. I might go with circular.

I feel like there is some detail missing here. Are they both pregnant or just one of them?

Wendy Williams might feel differently if she was attempting to suckle milk from the breast in question.

My main problem with Pixar is that they never warn you that their movies aren’t real. You have to figure that out for yourself as the movie goes along and it’s not always obvious.

I like to imagine that if I had a Twitter account, people would find my insights amusing and occasionally insightful.

She has really pretty eyes.

You don’t prove nothing smh

Your wife sounds very supportive.

ANOTHER George?! No thanks, check please!

SO overrated. You’re gonna tell me this is good coaching? NOT!

Haha, that dude is all like, damn, this Zamboni is the straight up shizz!

Doh! Looks like he got Rodney King’d!!!