I always liked to do it in this order. Sugar in cup, add coffee, add dairy. This way the turbulence of the coffee being poured in would do the stirring for me.

was that her dildo at the bills game?

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I don’t know about idiot proof, I managed to knock over an inverted Aeropress full of magma (well it was really just coffee grinds and boiling water) which spewed coffee slurry across half of my kitchen necessitating about thirty minutes of clean up, but for non idiots at least it definitely makes a decent cup.

I don’t know about idiot proof, I managed to knock over an inverted Aeropress full of magma (well it was really just…

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So, rather than do this one properly, you’re just going to halfass everything and run it into the ground. Great.

A: so you can drive with handcuffs on.

As a Camaro fan, I would buy this right now if i had a job....

Ratatouille should be higher. You are bonkers. The end.

Wall-E is so much better than The Incredibles, and Ratatouille is so much better than up. You are insane.

Still think Hyundai/Kia should be in there somewhere.

Well, I saw some program where a funny sounding short guy and a really tall guy were able to flip one they bought for cheap. That's a good sign, right?

Because they taste exactly the same.

Time for some quick Irish Language Lessons!

Step 1. Draw a circle.

• Dispose of a body

Vote: Python

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I have the pleasure of owning a backyard, so I use a pistol. Something like a cheap "rat shot" bullet work well. The bullet has 20 small pellets, but it does not require a shotgun, so most people will not need a new gun. The rat or mouse is dead instantaneously. It is a little less gross than zip locking a mouse…