We’re not sending our best over there. 

When we finally invade come to liberate you, our first strike force will not be French tourists out for a run. It will be French Canadians out for a cigarette break, and you will never get them to move.

First they came for Sarah Sanders, and I did not speak out, because f**k Sarah Sanders

“They had dinner with one other woman — but you couldn’t put a knife between them.”

Our immigration laws are the weakest and worst anywhere in the world,

Ivanka, “as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons”

In other words, even in Jackson’s wildest fantasies she still looks more guilty than Constand.

And her testimony has more details. Memory is not like that.

Yesh that struck me as a crazy detail too. How...fortunate, for the Cosby team.

Am I the only one doubtful that a fucking CRUISE SHIP COMEDIAN somehow has connections to the Cosby team and set this whole thing up?

Let’s be real— it’s in there to sell books, which the rage-tweets help.

“Vulgarian? I’ve never even been to Vulgaria!”
- 45, probably

Y’know, I have issues with Comey for obvious, election-related reasons, and I don’t think any of the stuff above is of particular import... but I also know that it’s precisely the kind of thing that will get right under Trump’s skin and explode in a beautiful series of (hopefully) incriminating, ill-advised tweets.…

I don’t believe the petty shit is in there for the public. It’s in there to poke The Great Cheetoh and elicit a twitter meltdown which the public very much enjoys.

Me too. Also, since these shitheels are so big on biblical infallibility, why do they always ignore the godly dictated parts of Leviticus, ch 12-15?

I actually don’t think the Bible has anything bad to say about it.

It always blows my mind that these fundies who claim to be “strong in Christ” are always least like Jesus Christ. They are the worst.

Sanctimonious hypocritical bible fuckers bring out a special type of withering contempt for me.

They’re looking for the page that justifies supporting a man who was raw-dogging a porn star right after his wife gave birth.

Right? Tho Hogfather is one of the darkest in the series, imo