That’s a pretty cool cover of that Chris Hadfield song.

We live in Ivankaville, USA now, didn’t you know?

Nancy Meyers films are exactly what I always imagined a movie comprised of stock photos would be.

Marry a dreamer, help them apply for a green card.

Nope. They’ll find a way to kick this can down the road.

I don’t know about you but I’m really looking forward to Michelle Bachman’s notes on it. I mean, not undermine Rick’s opinions but I just really enjoy her keen insight.

“A white CNN car bomb driven by Wolf Blitzer attempted to blow me up today. Bad media. Evil media.”

“There were over 30 guys who tried to attack me. HUGE guys. Big. All of them were foreigners. They all said they voted illegally. I won this state you know that? by a huge margin. they didn’t like that. All 60 of the people who attacked me from that car said they were illegal hillary supporters. but I talked to…

Tremendous assassins, the best, real bad hombres... we’re gonna build a wall around my motorcade and we’re gonna make them pay for it! #makemotorcadesgreatagain

Trump tweets about escaping assasination attempt in 3...2...1

“The Hugest Assasination, really dangerous guys. You wouldn’t believe how assasiny they were. Some guys I know , really top guys, were assassinated by these guys.”

“Gary the president is talking!”

Please can Leslie Jones do it?

I just wish Philip Seymour Hoffman was still around...

This makes me happier than anything, for some reason. The whole idea of Dump in full rant, waving his tiny hands, giant tie unfurled and flapping, and half his audience is totally tuned out and reading listicles.

I mean, sure, it’s just really odd that the zombie mountain is now questioning orders from his queen based on body language. Like “hmm, she said to kill him, but did she REALLY mean it. I mean, they have such a history together. They’re siblings, lovers, parents, etc. I should give it a second. If she really wants me…

Can I feel sympathy for the people affected by Harvey in Texas while still openly hating Texas? Because that’s how I feel.

Same here, except for the NRA part. I was a card-carrying, dues-paying Republican back in 2008, but several things happened which caused me to cancel my membership and switch to a “No party preference” voter:

Because one time eight years ago they had a second passenger, so forever more they refuse to buy anything that doesn’t have a third row.

Because they need it.

No need to insult vaginas.