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It’s not even a good backstory. Andy Sr. had lousy parents if he got polio in 59- the vaccine was out by 55. That Woody was the single proto-type for an unproduced doll makes zero sense in the world of the films. Why would Andy Sr. have hidden away the dolls for 30 years and only pull them out at the moment of death?

Wait...the plastic Mr. Potato Head wasn’t introduced until 1964...and even then it was fairly small...the one the size in the Toy Story Movies wasn’t introduced until 1975.

Jesus. Why can’t he be a child of divorce like literally everybody else in America?

Wow a country decimated by a world war and where personal cars were not a priority has worse concept cars, really shows how inferior they are!

I. Call. Bull. Shit.

“You had me at Freak Whipped Cream.”

Jeez, usually I’m excited* when the internet provides me with cream containers exploding onto a woman’s chest.

So, it’s like Treyvon Martin revisited?

Damn that sucks. There was an article I was just reading that said if you get hit in the chest at just the right time in your heart-beat cycle, it causes massive defibrillation and death if you don’t find some defib paddles ASAP.

Some people are going to give you a Ard’time about your insensitive comment.

My grandma said “don’t do whipits.”

she died doing what she loved: whipping things into shape

I think it was very telling that he tried to give long answers to her questions, though he said irrelevant things and avoided actually answering. He was trying to run down her clock because each senator only gets so much time for questioning, right?

She was magnificent during the entire grilling. Sessions version is like piss dribbling down a leg.

An acquaintance of mine has a beautiful 9-year-old daughter who is currently in the active dying process from DIPG (a childhood brain cancer with a 0% survival rate), and Sessions is 70 and counting.

The “If I don’t qualify my answers you’ll say I’m lying” line he pulled on Kamala Harris.

Granny Clampett.

This is still my favorite picture of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III.

I’m sorry Kelly, but how do you top Kate McKinnon’s Sessions and Forest Gump comparison?