Please, for your well being and ours, spend no more time trying to figure out what our Jackass In Chief is trying to say.

Best words, huh?

Great, now I have a vision of Trump pulling that Gabby Johnson routine from Blazing Saddles when he first spots the sheriff.

You’re lifted you from the grey masses, my son, simply on the pure vision of Woodward’s woody now dancing in our minds.

hope the fuck you’re not reproducing ‘cause there’s no logic to that statement.

working on a children’s book there ?

“No, no, no,” Giuliani stuttered, “don’t do this to me.”

square-ish and so dainty

Hey bud, I got a hole in my backyard I was hoping to fill with money ... sounds like you’re the kind that could help.

GWBush criminals, Florida fuck up, and Supreme Court are responsible for Gore’s loss — it was grand scale theft that led us into war and a depression. Learn history.

are folks like you paid to post that same horseshit in every car thread?

permanent drift?

always (we’ll never, actually) surprised by how many Wal-Mart cars are functioning as mobile homes these days. Jeezus ther’s like enough in those outer ends of the lot to start an HOA and charge fees

OMG, hilarious ... I so forgot Murder By Death and Truman’s bit!

the crime don’t get you but the cover up does. So maybe we’ll get the tape/s and find campaign $$s were used to buy their silence, or big old bit of payoff to some ugly dudes to make the tape almost disappear, or who knows wtf ... all we do know is there are tapes.

damn good logic ya showing there kid ...

how about the “g” sound in graphic ... like Graphics Interchange Format.

who is OK w/ no health insurance, due to Trump killing ACA, and OK with tax breaks for millionaires ‘cause somehow that’s gonna lead to a chainsaw carving/t-shirt shilling job? Fuck these people are too stupid to be called stupid.

Hundreds? Nope, your count is off by a few hundreds there President fucktard.

Hey y’all, zoom in on the grizzled grey haired guy in the middle and check out that white patch on his vest. Nice little bit of porn our Pres must love. These too-stupid fucksticks just know they got a bigot figurehead that will whistle them up at any chance. Betcha these jackasses were on their way to a KKK rally…