and Harry was a parseltongue — and they’re both just as fictional. An’t it funny that so many folks fail to realize that truth.

Did do the math where both John + dad woulda added 700+ lbs of dead weight into that tiny interior — so that fantasy drive would’ve soon become awfully uncomfortable.

and $40,000 sunk with the hole getting deeper. John ain’t living large so time for him to make adult decisions and cut losses.

Right there with you R.

Michelle ia a goddamn saint. He’s hidden the expenses & the shame, has dealt with all his health issues and all his dad’s funeral/cremation dealings fell to her. Sorry that life has challenged you John but grow the Fuck Up. Yeah I’ve got a few family sob stories just as impactful and each day adds another but you work…

guess yer a real Nostra-dumbass with that prognosticatin’

aeiriel

I live in mountain foothills — so tell me again about your brilliant ass solution of multilanes or even passing salt trucks. You assume an awful lot and have no problem offering horseshit suggestions.

Pigs On Ice! I saw that Ice Capades

I wear my tightest jorts and a mid-driff tank that shows a little sideboob, but last time I was bent over buffing the fender with warm lambswool I heard, “Sir, you can’t do that within 500 ft of a school” so now I’m banned by the cops.

and they use extra-virgin deionized coconut butter spread with the soft underbellies of kittens to get that must-have shine

Luke squeezing sea giraffe titties is just another in his odd interactions with the fauna — thrill killing wamp rats, getting strung up by a wampa, blizzard snoozing in a gutted tauntaun, pulling BS Force tricks on simple minded ewoks, and much more. Luke and PETA wouldn’t get along.

wait ... isn’t it more a comically undersized head, which explains his helmet fetish

wait ... isn’t it more a comically undersized head, which explains his helmet fetish

Mueller is a decorated Vietnam vet with more tenure serving GOP admins than Dems. Mueller was applauded roundly when appointed by many on both sides. For GOP to come at him with sharpened knives is horrible partisan politics. They see Trump as best way to get all the shit they’ve dreamed up for years finally pushed…

Trump will get a DoJ stooge to fire Mueller and will think his hands are clean. But yes, odds 30%+ now that its gonna happen.

That’s the plan right there. Trump’s gonna Bork Christmas for everyone

no worries, with a nuclear blast you can just skewer it, put it out in the yard for a min or two, and you’ll have a tasty glowing dinner.

but at this point what two chaacters in this whole universe could couple up and break the bank on mitochloridians?

Phasma? What a loser, bested by a trashman .... twice.