those seats look like oil-injected body builder biceps — all show. And wtf with the center console flat surface buttons? How did that work out? Human nature and plain old gravity worked to fuck those up quickly.

many plastics died to give you that luxurious dash

Yeah, right. Like JC Whitney handsome? Pretty gotdamn sure ya won’t ever find one of these on BringaTrailer.

Its all gonna be shiny, shiny

Penis Pence’s Korea trip was a dry run for him taking over. Articles on impeachment can come from Russian conspiracy and ignoring Emoluments clause. By years end (... oh God that is a long time) we’ll see Repugs get enough balls to bring the fake GOPer Trump down.

don’t blame yerself, you got million or so fundaMentals that wanna see it all go shits creek so they can meet Jeesuz. Michele Bachmann & $ister $arah Palin right there preaching end days to remove themselves from all us degenerates.

RiffRaff rules when you know he (Richard O’Brien) wrote Rocky Horror

Trump stops Assad and leaves Syria (the lynchpin of Middle East) wide open for ISIL/ISIS. Trump has NO strategy. If he takes Assad out it will make our Iraq/Saddam fiasco look like a typo. Trump doesn’t/can’t even play checkers and world politics is harder than 3D chess. Trump is pure willful ignorance embodied with…

US defense/offense outspends every other country on earth. Over 16% of ALL federal spendingg is for military/defense. $596 BILLION by US. Its seriously time we back off of the dick swinging. We spend ourselves into failure and fear.

we bombed some empty fucking runways. Trump called ahead and gave ‘em all a heads up he was gonna distract the media and gain some approval points. Not a goddamn thing was accomplished by Trump. Assad bombed civies the very next day and plenty more people have been murdered. Trump has no more strategic thinking than…

Rolls-Royce got that umbrella feature and it just sits tucked inside the door for most its life. This dude just rolling like itsa Rolls but with a dual function brolly.

“... don’t know my clit.”? Y’all need me to mansplain what it’s there for mam? Ideas about the big little thing kinda perplex some girls so let me help.

you can google the two derps yourself and find a shit ton of images all looking the same. Just fair warning that it’s not gonna be fun googling.

Betcha we could get some planted office temp to walk into Eric’s office all rushed and say, “your dad called and said you gotta give me 2006-2016 1040s, so I can go shred them” a the dipshit derp would fall for it. Or even better we get Baldwin to prank call it in. Eric is a mindless mouth-breather that shits himself…

here’s your Flick

Dammit now, there’s a whole bunch of sitting out alongside the mountain road watching for you — just like that Close Encounters scene. You telling me we gotta give up hope to see this encounter?

first in, last out?

I can .... and now I’m traumatized that Kendall is traumatized. This is a ring of Hell.

smarting? Fuck no. KhardASS Corp might reprimand her for losing followers but they likely got a sex tape or signed to a 3-month “love” contract with some young rapper to get those numbs back up. The biz is clicks & followers for everyone with two tits & a vag in that family. Caitlyn tried but hardly delivers so he/she…

hola, cola!