Diamonds Are Forever — homo-henchmen, Blofeld at his best, Bambi & Thumper, a moon rover, ... come on.

ya hafta know a guy that knows a guy that knows those kinda guys. I don’t knows those kinda guys but I knows guys that do knows ‘em. Ya got it?

My ex & I were once playing “Battle of the Sexes” with a few other couples and I nailed the questions about ramekins, women’s underwear, and interior decor. The guys were all my friends but after that I was left out of a few bachelor parties. Oh well — I’ll admit to loving the female form, especially when…

Not Democrats fault. Dumb fuck American citizens that can’t look beyond the next 10-minutes for their own selfish selves. This country SUCKS!

an amazingly facile and ignorant analogy. Try to learn modern history before you post such inanity.

Dude, live it up and say goodbye to 2016 the right way. Just remenber to manscape safely.

wow, congrats on weaving such a unattached non sequitur into this thread

That’s a lot of Me that you just described. Raised by single mom, strong fems in my life (bosses, role models, etc) and I’m much more comfortable conversing and socailizing with women rather than men.

wait ... you want different orifices for each function? How the fuck is that efficient? BTW, you forgot vomiting and sucking to your function list.

Donald Trump cackling under the desk with a cattle prod pressed firmly against Newt’s pants-less lower half?

Yep, never saw any ZsaZsa sex tape ... Zsa got her fame without showing the nasty and without her mom pimping her & the siblings out.

Not any more she ain’t ...

Whoop, whoop! That pretty much finishes my dead pool bingo for the year. Many unexpecteds but that’s what makes the game so much fun. Who woulda ever picked Alan Thicke?

Lay’s ... as in Frito-Lay? Didn’t they famously push the Mexican thief theme with the Bandito? This figures ...

philosopher |______________________________| astrophysicist

“actually not bad” ...? at walking?? you mean she’s managed to figure out locomotion pretty well ... well hot damn

I swear that was in my dreams last night. Granted now I was in a bit of a Delsym-induced cough syrup coma but I had a vivid of a selfie w/ me alongsides Maria and feeling those bowling balls push against me right outta the frame. Damn, it was my selfie and I couldn’t even get halfway in the pic due to a boobie…

Blame it on Rio

Go Tobey, GO Tobey, GO TOBEY!

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